Hair obsessions

This morning at the hairdresser's.

A: Well, it's funky ^*) again.

B: Indeed. And you know what's best? I don't have to worry if the boyfriend will like it.

A: Ah, still single?

B: Absolutely and planning to keep it that way. I think I'm actually shooting "Leave me alone" rays. Pew, pew, pew.

^*) Note that she didn't use the word "special". Smart woman, that.