SFBT

"I am going to say something widely inappropriate now", he interrupted my summary of the last few months.
"I missed the cadence of your speech."

SG

"That rotten feeling when you spot someone you used to connect with in the past
but haven't seen in 9 years
walking by with his arm around the shoulders of someone he connects with now.
And you're torn between wanting to run up to him to say hi
and hoping he hasn't seen you and thought, "Oh wow, she put on a lot of weight."